妈妈的朋友电影
2024-09-12 02:34:28
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影视:妈妈的朋友电影,讲述了
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自习上了一半大刚才来,大刚刚进教室就被老板叫住了,然后上演了一幕真实的谎言。回到座位上大刚说,妈的,我躲她半天了还是没躲过,真他妈倒霉,还要我写检查。君乐说没办法,你就长了张写检查的脸。大刚回敬道你丫的脸长得就像检查,狗嘴里吐不出象牙。君乐忙说我能吐出象牙也不在这儿混了,我他妈一天吐一颗象牙一年后我就比比尔·盖茨还富了。这倒也在理。大刚问我昨天看娱乐报道了吗,我说没看,君乐看了。大刚接着说昨天我看到一个经常在媒体上露脸的家伙不知廉耻地说什么不爱抛头露面之类的话,可说这话的时候他的嘴脸正在我家的电视机上,这哥们真可怜,连说谎都不会。我说这就是你的不是了,大家都要生活嘛,要胸怀大度些嘛。君乐看了我一眼说,你丫别有神经病吧。
如果每天都可以这样度过的话,我还是可以接受的。反正闲着也是闲着,这种生活就是为了浪费生命而设计的,但可爱的老板却不想让我们这么舒服,大刚聊得兴起时被教英语的老师给打断了,她说想说话出去说去。这句话说得极为阴险,我们要是真的出去了她又会去告诉老板,说我们说话如何如何影响了听课的同学,如何如何不听教诲。说影响他人实在有些自欺欺人,谁都明白在这个学校这个班没几个上课听她讲课的人,大家都很忙,谁有空搭理她,就是有空,看到那些颠来覆去的字母也就没空了。中学的这些科目我可以说都能对付过去,就是这个英语很让我受不了,所以我的分数总在40、50分之间转悠。君乐说我们这种分数叫做爱国。这样说是肯定不对的,不会英语我们怎么去赚老外的钱?不会英语我们怎么去泡洋妞?虽然我们的人口是世界上最多的,虽然说中文的是世界上最多的,虽然现实中摩托罗拉、松下、东芝……一直在抢我们国家的钱,虽然我们的妞老是被老外抛弃,但这些并不是干扰我们学英语的理由。
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